December 2008
12 posts
mum
Sometimes I’m pretty sure she lives in a diff universe. She starts talking and everyone stares at her like she is crrrrrraaaaazzzzy. It’s like, if she were on one of them talk shows saying that shit you know the audience would be all, “OH NO SHE DIDN’T!”
except you can’t say that to your mom. you just have to sit there and try to pretend like your from whatever...
What is true love?
taylorflannie:
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True love is:
after walking to your car and seeing shattered glass scattered across the backseat like stars, after panicking and calling the police to describe the damage and fill out a report, after wiping whats left of your window onto the ground and hearing the tiny crashes, after realizing that both the most important and the stupidest stuff was taken— a kickball,...
blogging and heaters
i’m sitting at work using the heater and it makes me so happy. i don’t want to leave. i think i will stay here and sleep under the desk. I’m reading lots of blogs. Everyone takes tons of pictures of their outfits. I don’t know how they do this. Maybe I should live with a photographer, but all photographers are kinda weird. The heater is burning my leg now, but I’m...
“Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by...”
– tehe
bones deprivation
WHAT!?!?!? There are no new bones episodes! For like…eva! wtf!?!?!?!??! AHHHHHHHHH. How can they do this to me?
I HATE FOX.
except I’m happy they have bones, even if it is sometimes.
ALSO…from last night, stupid dopplegangers and us not getting to see chair be happy.
i am having the worst day.
STOP SHITTING ALFRED
lifeofbatman:
They never tell you a person shits when they die, especially 5 days after I punched them. But Alfred’s shit finally poked its hesitant head out. He has been shitting for the past 3 hours. I can’t help but wonder if he is secretly still alive, fulfilling some creepy fetish of his in which he feigns death, holds everything in, then shits it all out 5 days later.
In other news, I...